Leved On Gun Control
by Father Nate Leved, First Church of Satan
(2000)People who would give up their rights -- any rights, in exchange for security deserve to be enslaved. Anyone stupid enough to trust another person to defend them, their family or even their community, deserves to be totally eradicated from the Human Race. There is only one reason why foreign powers and radical governments have never invaded or overtaken modern America, and that reason is not the Government, the military, the police or the religious leaders.
What foreign and or radical leaders are afraid of is the American people, themselves, who will fight like badgers against any enemy or gross injustice. Of course, the fact that most American homes keep and bear firearms and know how to use them is an added deterrent that makes such leader's old, egg-sucking dog souls quiver in fear of the destruction of their own posteriors. Just consider all of the millions of good old boy, red necks, read that Joe Six-packs, out there in TV land who would like nothing better than to do a little target practice on an invading enemy or out of control Government.
I know. I'm wrong. But didn't the Germans take away their people's guns, and then didn't Adolph Hitler begin burning his political enemies alive? The Kosovar's didn't have any weapons, so the Yugoslavs started slaughtering them wantonly. Hey? Look at the newspaper... What's all of that stuff about burying people in common graves and bodies lining the streets? Didn't that sort of thing go out in World War Two?
Hello, just a few years ago the Russians tried to take over the Afghans, but got stopped dead in their tracks by some old guys with rusty old rifles up in the hills. The modern armies are ready to do battle as long as the odds are on their side, but just let them suspect that there is resistance out there with Molotov cocktails, pipe bombs, accurate rifles and even a few garrotes for use in the alleys, and all of a sudden the fearless, black, ski-mask boys, sober up, zip up their flies and start thinking in a sensible manner. Who cares what their D.I. told them when some old granny doses them with high-test and touches them off! Kelvar burns like a bitch.
Yes, which old lady or high school kid will open fire on them? When they open a bottle of milk or booze, will there be one part per million of resin in there? What about simple stuff like an .89 cent piece of 1/2" plastic pipe firing a wooden dart soaked in garlic oil into the back of their necks? Oh, you didn't know that garlic is deadly poison in the blood stream? It takes about six seconds. Oh, there are a lot of tricks that "We the people" know very well.
I can promise you that as long as "We the People" keep our guns and our sense about us, two hundred million Chinese solders or anybody else's soldiers are not going to ever invade our homeland. F.I.M.A. and their "Iron Fist In A Velvet Glove" isn't either. The odds just wouldn't be in their favor. Just do what you must. Make a stink about gun control, and Hit them in their wallets.
Recently, Rosie O'Donald shot off her large, first amendment mouth against Tom Selleck and the N.R.A. The next day, red necks started calling K-Mart, informing them that they had just lost them as customers. By noon, it got so bad that, K-Mart shut down it's corporate switchboards. We have first amendment rights too! It is time to teach the Liberal, Egg-Sucking Dogs to can their pinko agenda and quit toying with our constitution.
Mark my words. If we, the American People give up our guns, then one terrible day, we will have someone killing us in the streets, and there will be no one to blame but ourselves. The Liberals have gone far enough. We cannot allow them any more incursion into our constitution. To do so is pure folly. The only thing that separates you from slavery is your gun. To give it up is to court death. Just ask yourself: How long does it take a cop to arrive when you call in a complaint? Hell, a perpetrator would have time kill you and your children several times over, drink a cold beer from your fridge, scrounge around for valuables and leave at a leisurely pace before your defenders arrived, and he doesn't even need a gun.
More people suffocate in their beds than are killed by guns each year. Any time there is a mass destruction, the "defenders" never get there until it's all over but the shouting. The Government is in more in the business of taking reports, not defending its citizens. Prove me wrong. Ask those people in Oklahoma...
Obviously, the politicians vote like they are told. The votes are carefully orchestrated to appear legitimate, but if you notice, the votes against the American people and their rights are always won by only one or two votes. What does the Government think? Do they think that we are stupid?
The first step in enslaving a people is to remove their means of defense. Allow that and you are at the mercy of any two-bit thug, psychopathic killer, mercenary or invading military force. I just want to say, "Kiss Off," to all of you who would add your voice to forcing the American People to give up their means of defense. Of course, you will be among the first to die, because the rest of us will have stashed our weaponry where we can get to it if we need it. Yeah, and don't run to me to defend you either.
It is a shame when honest, upright and faithful Americans are on the verge of being made into criminals for being Americans. To allow that to happen is very foolish. Maybe Kruschev was right when he said, If we just piss in your holy water a little bit at a time, you'll get used to it. Then we can piss directly in your faces, and you won't do anything about it." Either fight or suck-- Call your congressman. Tell them that the Devil made you do it!